Dr GUI recalls the tale of Alice in Blibbetland. The best parodies are only a hair's breadth from the truth.
"I'm not sure we can accept that," the manager declared. "We need a date." "But, " Alice began, remembering what the rabbit told her about dates, "a date is impossible." "The least we can ask it that you give us a date when you will be able to give us the date for the date." stated the person in the corner.